Mr. Heaney

by T.S. Kerrigan

How delightful to meet your man Heaney!

He’s an elegant choice for a reading.
He’s conversant with frogs
And knows all about bogs,
Representing the best culchie breeding

Such an erudite man, Mr. Heaney.
While he’s swilling poteen,
With barmbrack in between,
You can hear in the background Puccini.

He’s charisma itself, your man Heaney,
But for thatch in his hair,
He’d be quite debonair
Like his hero, the charming Mad Sweeney.

How delightful to meet your man Heaney!

 

 

Previously published in The Barefoot Muse, Summer 2007
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